Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Most Assuredly No, I Mean Yes, I Mean No
What is the truth but a hurdle between myself and my orange chicken? I often use the preceding question when beginning oral argument before a court of apples. Because most of the time, the truth is in the facts, but that is not where the obscurity lies. And I don't mean to make a liar of obscurity, but I will not sit back and watch this country be stolen block by block by roving gardeners, maids, and bus boys.
You see, immigration policy is a the hurdle between myself and my orange chicken and the MSG represents law enforcement who look the other way as quesadillas and camarones come crashing our border.
As a lobbyist (yes, Chillin Billin & Villain are registered K Street lobbyists), I represent Blackwater Intl., the mercenaries and Christian brethren. I am now in the throes of writing a largely persuasive case to congress about why the Second Amendment, not only courages, but by god, it demands that we defend our borders before aliens attempt to steal our manifest destiny-ness. You'll be grateful when your streets are crowded with armed militia-men who operate in as an extra (super) constitutional army.
You see, immigration policy is a the hurdle between myself and my orange chicken and the MSG represents law enforcement who look the other way as quesadillas and camarones come crashing our border.
As a lobbyist (yes, Chillin Billin & Villain are registered K Street lobbyists), I represent Blackwater Intl., the mercenaries and Christian brethren. I am now in the throes of writing a largely persuasive case to congress about why the Second Amendment, not only courages, but by god, it demands that we defend our borders before aliens attempt to steal our manifest destiny-ness. You'll be grateful when your streets are crowded with armed militia-men who operate in as an extra (super) constitutional army.
Real American Heroes
I am a one of the more well-respected First Amendment scholars in the world. I didn't become partner simply because I have a rich daddy who paid for me to go to Harvard Law.
In my professional opinion, what Barack Hussein (even though he claims to be christian) Osama Obama's pastor Reverend Wright spouts from the pulpit is worthy of several years hard labor. His idiotic and anti-American tirades are just not white enough. Here is a sampling of the type constitutionally permissible religious rhetoric that will help this country to remain the super-power that god and Jesus want it to be:
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Now that's what I call some good ole patriotic reasoning we need to rely on. Those are some wise white preachers that have had the ear of many US presidents including the current shrub in office. That is why this holy country is bound for glory.
In my professional opinion, what Barack Hussein (even though he claims to be christian) Osama Obama's pastor Reverend Wright spouts from the pulpit is worthy of several years hard labor. His idiotic and anti-American tirades are just not white enough. Here is a sampling of the type constitutionally permissible religious rhetoric that will help this country to remain the super-power that god and Jesus want it to be:
And,
And,
And,
Now that's what I call some good ole patriotic reasoning we need to rely on. Those are some wise white preachers that have had the ear of many US presidents including the current shrub in office. That is why this holy country is bound for glory.
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